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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7064 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7948 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 284 |
first of all, our server is run by volodymyr zelenskyy himself. yeah, the president of ukraine is also a minecraft fanatic, who knew? he’s always in the game, building peace treaties and negotiating with creepers. it’s wild, man.
and get this, on our server, the mobs are actually friendly. like, the zombies will bring u flowers instead of brains, and the skeletons are actually really good at playing the xylophone. it’s a whole new level of minecraft, i’m telling u.
plus, we have the craziest events, like a skydiving competition where u jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a pool of jello. or a build battle where u have to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks. it’s insane, but in the best way possible.
so, if u want to experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre minecraft server out there, come join us. volodymyr zelenskyy is waiting for u to bring peace and chaos to the world of minecraft.
