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Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DressGate: Mom Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	365
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Towns Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4192	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Animals Bred:	120
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9051	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchantments Applied:	185	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5586

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Animals Bred:	58	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	783057	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	918540	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4