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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crops Grown:	4345

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	3476
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Farms Harvested:	126
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1712

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8198	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2032	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2331
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	4887	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	115
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2596
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3