so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Crops Grown: 7999 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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