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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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