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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2190 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8293 |
Potions Brewed: | 42 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 452 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Animals Bred: | 140 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!