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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9017 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!