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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 732 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6038 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 439 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!