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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4002 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3266 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!