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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6860 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 145 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!