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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7032 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6538 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!