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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8586 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!