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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1480 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!