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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7001 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!