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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6881 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4550 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6485 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!