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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6193 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!