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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3783 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!