Zeitgeist Zapper

Astray, Balls, bullshit, calling it, Days, Die, endlessly, fascist, Find, Folks, latch on, Leading, past his, people, process, pseudointellectual, realize, repeat, Saying, zapper, Zeitgeist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

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Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9330
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5459	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4591

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1419	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Towns Built:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	8585	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl