ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoGroupTrips4Us

#group dynamic, aita, anxiety, body image, Disappointment, female friends, fitness obsession, friends wife, friendship, group trips, Hometown, hurt feelings, husband’s friend, Irritation, NoGroupTrips4Us, Roots, skinny, unfair judgment, weight loss, Whining, working out

Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3591
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

absorbing dialogues, captivating discussions, ChatCraft, chatter, deep dives, detailed analysis, Elaborate conversations, Endless, endless conversations, engaging dialogues, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, favorite subjects, hobbies, immersive discussions, in-depth discussions, interests, intricate topics, never-ending topics, Passion, profound interests, smp, stimulating conversations, thorough exploration

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605330

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyDudesMC

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lava Moon Adventures

Adventures, Fumes Fiery Volcanic Moon Detected Solar System Space Astronomy Extraterrestrial Celestial Discovery Science Universe Exploration Alien Planetary Cosmic Research Astronomical Phenomenon, lava, Moon

join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	7411
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SkyGem MC

Creative, Economy, PvP Survival Creative Minigames Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Towny Vanilla Prison Hubs Whitelist Bedwars Parkour KitPvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ores Mined:	1654	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lava Pilipinas

Active, Adventure, Announcements, BUILD, Community, Create, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Features, Filipino, Ip:, Minecraft, new, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Veteran, Website

Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

1.21.1, Abilities, Adventure, alliances, bedrock, Biomes, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, entrepreneurial, Fancy, Friends, Immersive, java, Javabedrock, Join, landscape, Leaky, Lily, Map, multiplayer, ONLINE, Origins, PAD, Projects, Resources, Server, smp, Teams, Trade

The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

Overview

Key Features
Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
Team Play: Form alliances and build together
Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

Custom Biomes

Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

Origins System

Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

Teams

Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

Player-Driven Economy

Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

Dynmap Integration

Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together?	Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
What is the Origins System?	It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
How can I join or create a team?	You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
Is there a player-driven economy on the server?	Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
What is Dynmap Integration?	It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, advice, attachment, blocky, Breakup, comfort, ex girlfriend, femboy goth, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, healing, HEARTBREAK, Help, Minecraft, new relationship, Promise, Recovery, relationship, santa, Server, Support, support system, vcard

> Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

> Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

> Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

> Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

> Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

> With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

> Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Costume Party Mixer, Dawn, Dawntrail General, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, funny, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, smp, Spooky Club, The Crow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, x files, XIV, xivg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PizzaRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, food etiquette, food sharing, football Sundays, frozen pizza, inconsiderate behavior, mad over pizza, mindful eating, Minecraft, peer pressure, pizza party, pizza portions, pizza preferences, pizza slices, pizza toppings, PizzaRage, relationship conflicts, Server, sharing food, snack choices, social dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyWeddingNightmare

alcohol, Best Friend, ceremony, cornhole, CraftyWeddingNightmare, Dinner, Disaster, dress, dry wedding, group activities, heels, Jerk, Lake, maid of honor, Nightmare, reception, rehearsal brunch, Small wedding, Snooty, stuck up, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, anti-trend, conformity, counterculture, dislike, fads, fashion, hipster, Individuality, Mainstream, Minecraft, nonconformity, Overrated, peer pressure, personal style, Popular, Rebellion, smp, social media, trends, TrendyHate, Unique

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Breakfast, comfort food, craving, cuisine, Culinary, Daily, DELICIOUS, Dinner, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Treat

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BukeleBlingCraft

9 million, Accountability, administration, brother, Bukele clan, BukeleBlingCraft, central america, Corruption, el salvador, Ethics, furious response, Government, investigation, money laundering, new wealth, Politics, president, Properties, scandal, transparency, wealth acquisition

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Emeralds Found:	8188
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ScanSMP

auction house, Banks, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Features, gameplay, Jobs, Minecraft, miner, Players, quality of life, Server, Shop, Survival, Updates, VIP Rank, Woodcutter

Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.