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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2509 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).
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