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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4345 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 249 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 73 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!