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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7983 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 150 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.
plus, like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to save the world from, like, a giant evil chicken that’s trying to take over everything.
oh, and did i mention we have a disco party every friday night where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, like, come join us and be a hero in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
