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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1797 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.
plus, like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to save the world from, like, a giant evil chicken that’s trying to take over everything.
oh, and did i mention we have a disco party every friday night where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, like, come join us and be a hero in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
