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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4150 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 130 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7863 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.
plus, like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to save the world from, like, a giant evil chicken that’s trying to take over everything.
oh, and did i mention we have a disco party every friday night where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, like, come join us and be a hero in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
