”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

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so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Love Letters Sent:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crops Grown:	7434
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rede-SolGleems

Discord, Fun, Help, Management, Network, new versions, oriental, OWNER, Prison, PvP, questions, Raiding, Ranking, Server, TEAM, Vacancies

RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	4904

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, African diaspora, Bigotry, Black community, BLOCK, civil rights movement, derogatory language, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial inequality, Racial segregation, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

Benefits, collaboration, creativity, Digital, efficiency, Experience, future of work, Immersive, innovation, Minecraft, productivity, remote work, smp, Tasks, Technology, Time management, virtual environment, virtual meetings, virtual reality, vr, work, workspace, WORTH..

Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Catchphrase

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2209
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Community Coop

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8499	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

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Vegas Matt is a talented entertainer and entrepreneur based in Las Vegas. With a background in performing arts and event production, he has built a reputation for delivering high-energy and engaging performances. Vegas Matt is known for his charismatic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences of all sizes. In addition to his work as a performer, he is also a successful business owner, offering a range of entertainment services for events and venues throughout the Las Vegas area. Vegas Matt is passionate about bringing joy and excitement to his audiences and is dedicated to providing top-notch entertainment experiences.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Royal Island SkyBlock

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Royal Island SkyBlock, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. Royal Island SkyBlock provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment. Where everything is earnable FOR FREE Including All RANKS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyShard

adventurers, Bosses, challenging quests, Custom Biomes, Economy, empire-building, epic events, friendly community, mobs, OneBlock, OneBlock Adventure, Player Shops, PvE, pve events, PvP, PVP Events, Skyblock, SkyShard, skyshard legend, solo play, team play, valuable rewards, Vibrant Community

Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

Features:

Progressive OneBlock: Break blocks to unlock new stages, including custom biomes, mobs, and bosses! Challenging Quests: Complete unique challenges and quests to earn valuable rewards. Economy & Player Shops: Trade with other players, build your own shops, and dominate the market! Epic Events: Join regular PvP and PvE events to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Friendly Community: Play solo or team up with a vibrant, welcoming community of adventurers. Are you ready to turn a single block into your empire? The skies await you in Skyshard—start your adventure today!

IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British accents, British attitude, British behavior, British characteristics, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British identity, British mannerisms, British memes, british people, British phrases, British reactions, British sayings, british slang, British social norms, British stereotypes, lmao, Minecraft, Server, U wot m8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP: /aiwg/ AI Waifu General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can create your very own waifus and talk about them all day long! Don’t believe us? Check out our waifu local guide for all the tips and tricks you need to create the perfect digital companion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with the latest AI technology, from unstable AI to deep floyd IF. You can even generate images from text or chat with our AI buddies on Bing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Flux 1-schnell AI for a truly mind-blowing experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI madness and create the craziest waifus you’ve ever seen. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? See you on the server, egg-cuuz me monsieur edition enthusiasts!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Potions Brewed:	163	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, dieting, emotional eating, family dynamics, food intake, FoodieFrenzy, health scare, Minecraft, portion control, self esteem, self improvement, Server, weight comparison, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight shaming, weight stigma, weight struggles, weight transformation, weight-related comments

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair? Look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	7087	Magic Items Found:	7798
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	746304	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2