”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1504	Farms Harvested:	316
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2242	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ores Mined:	6672	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Dragon Eggs Found:	6049
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.