”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	3170
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Enchantments Applied:	78

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4790	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ores Mined:	2835
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Star Shards Collected:	108
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	68249

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.