”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	114
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Farms Harvested:	631

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	915	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	2795	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	136
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1282	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Animals Bred:	78	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5553
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.