”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Items Found:	7692
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ores Mined:	7185	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magic Items Found:	5058	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	74	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2990
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crops Grown:	5489	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	2379	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2207
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	80488	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.