”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	282
Magic Items Found:	6175	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Chimeras Created:	4
Towns Built:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9700	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ores Mined:	8513	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!