”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	937137
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3809

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	4760

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	4437	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2575	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	280
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.