”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	940479
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1864
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	305
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.