”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	192
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4637
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4577	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Spears Created:	21	Animals Bred:	114

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9319	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9165	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1812

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.