””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Crops Grown:	1946	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	4462
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	913
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	979620	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1513	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg