””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Paradise Chile Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	2611	Potions Brewed:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

play.paradisemc.cl

FarSkyblock

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

play.farskyblock.net

SagaCraft Brazil

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Towns Built:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

sagacraftbr.servmine.com:32421

Universal-Rebirth

Bedwars, Economy, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

mc.universal-rebirth.de

Blocks2Die

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	113
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1

BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

mc.blocks2die.com:25692

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

worldcraft.com.br:10004

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Votes:	3506
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

play.lotusmc.net

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

mc.pridecentral.co

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

sco.minecraft.best

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2987
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

play.shantycraft.com

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9099	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

play.skittlemc.com

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

play.adventure-kingdom.org

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

play.wyldcraft.org

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Animals Bred:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

demonslayer.gamifun.eu

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	198
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

play.auroearth.com