””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	233	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Emeralds Found:	9866
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	94	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	7173	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	7042
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1275	Falling into the Void:	3

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Items Found:	2142	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3950	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net