””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Spears Created:	30	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6971	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.