””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Potions Brewed:	174	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	1460
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7677	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.