””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7937
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7448

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3264	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	3731	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.