””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	5062	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	7261
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	164
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	645156	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9999	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	3925
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.