””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7301	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8209
Farms Harvested:	682	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Animals Bred:	76	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	728	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	74	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.