””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3005	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Items Found:	5461	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	826399
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8253	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Crops Grown:	7920	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	135	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.