””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3642	Void Gems Collected:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Potions Brewed:	134	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	New Chunks Explored:	43960
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	9441
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	650996

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.