””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Animals Bred:	31
Magic Items Found:	3426	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	96	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	4189	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	140658	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	884388
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2368
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.