””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	709	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2432
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2482	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	8219	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	6102	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Farms Harvested:	357
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	6251
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.