””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	8521	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	110971	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	3464

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8975

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	171

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	1994
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	667247	Mines Excavated:	1990
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3484	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	955
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Animals Bred:	139	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”