””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	103	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	1572	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	591
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Chimeras Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8001	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	123	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	5015	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!