””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Items Found:	8807	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.