””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4998	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3692	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	9093
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ores Mined:	8408	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Animals Bred:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4915
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1420
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	107
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Animals Bred:	172

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.