””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	838
Villages Defended:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	81	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5125	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Farms Harvested:	474	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9813
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	244	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8203
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	204
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9196	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!